'Flamin' heck...

Well well well...just a likkle diary update after the weekend from hell...had a few texts from Eyerish eyes...dunno if he is interested...but got news yesterday from the cownsil to say I had been chosen to carry the Birkenhead Olympic torch...it will go from the burnt out ford mondayo on corporayshon road all the way thru town...round the piramids shoppin senter quick pass via the DSS office...an finish by settin light to the skip by the tunnell entrance with the matress and disabled scooter on...i am ded onored...hopin me Twitter frends Andy Bonner...Lucy Meacock...and Ann O'Connor will cover the story...we hav a speshal bond...Claire Ashforth is pencilled in...but Elaine Willcox carnt make it coz she is buyin some more coats that day!...