FannyTastic!...

Well...youv sniffed me Far La...youv tried me Klunge...youv even got Le J'aundiced with me recently...well now changin the meanin of the werd Thong Beverly Jane Macca once a lowly shelf stacker is now the face of yet another exclusive Pound Paradise product introducin 'Fanny Floss'... I woz told last week about it...but waznt allowed to tell...we had a teem breef today witch was ded borin i ad me walkman on listenin to Black Lace...cud only see there mowths movin...now one small thing...I have to sing a ditty on the tannoy here goes - 

'If your botty is smelling bad and you are at a loss, get yourself to Pound Paradise and grab some Fanny Floss'

~BJM~