Headless not Legless...

what a fab halloween... we had to go into werk in costume so i dug out an old one from years ago. it was a bugger tryin to drive with no head...they all shit a brick in the shop and not one fucker came to my till all day kids screamin the lot... it woz ace... went to the pub after work an had a ball... Alice had made a big bowl of halloween punch... jesus it woz strong! nite didnt end that well coz popped into the chippy on the way home coz waz Twunted an sum skank said i had a face like I'd been bobbin for apples in a deep fat fryer... big mistake i tried to choke the bitch with Donner meat...that'll lern her...laterz...