shit a brick

shit a brick i aint ever goin to ireland. on the news they just said the police have carryed owt a controlled ecksploshun in ireland on an IED! ive got won of them up me hoop to stop me gettin pregnant. poor cow bet its left her fanny like a ripped owt fireplace. mite go back to the rithim method. if yerv got any ideas on anuther way to stop me poppin a kid owt let me now.

i'm still sufferin in pain. its lookin like it cud be a few grand compo. fat sue wiv the smart car came round today wiv a pasty an a get well card. sheez ded apolojetic for nockin me down in the car park after i popped a love egg owt and bent down to pick it up.  an i dont hold it agenst her. not that id get anywere near er wiv that fat gut. she bort that smart car coz she said she woz gonna slim into it. yeah rite.

just saw on the news that there are a load of fake pound coins goin round. i got a load from the car park mashine in birkenhead today. all friggin fake. bleedin queens only got a fag in her gob on the coin. bastards. laterz.