marathon

well its sunday mornin and im taykin me holly comuniyun at home watchin the marathon. sweet baby yasu av yer seen the lobs on them blokes runnin. i think there blokes im not sure but hoo cares. good luck to all of the runners im wiv yer in spirit well lambrini.

wat a nite last nite. ded kwiet on the town coz of the footy so no bonkin booty for bev. met a group of lezzers on a slimmin werld owtin and they took me back to theres for tea. it woz all syn free shite. syn free torteeyas. well they woz like eatin an ald flip flop wiv the hard skin left on. syn free homos witch woz like garlicky billy bunk. and syn free gwokomowlee which was billy bunk wiv lumps and an infekshon. crakin nite tho. one of them ad there fella wiv them. e woz givin me the i all nite and tryed to play futsee but ended up dooin it wiv the staffie bull terryer who waz under the table which then bit iz ankle. thatll lern im. cheeky get aksd me if i wanted a 3sum wiv the slimmin werld gerls and e wud hold the kamra. e woz kinda cute. bit like a ginger brad pit. not sure ow i got home but ive just fownd an oxigin mask, blanket, blud pressher moniter and a bag of bandages in the hall so im  gessin it waz the publics taxi - the ambalance. laterz.